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QUIZ
Subjects: Mac and Bella
Date: 11 March 2008

Please introduce yourselves
MAC: I am teh Magnum.
BELLA: Did you say something? Oh, my apologies - Bella. Err, Tinkerbelle, but don't tell the spotted dolt over there
MAC: Hi I'm Peter Pan! *snorts*
BELLA: Silence, tool

How old are you?
MAC: 12
BELLA: 10
MAC: Maybe I'm thirteen this year...

Do you have any bad habits?
MAC: I wouldn't call them bad! I do love playing games with people though, like "stomp the foot". I am easily amused
BELLA: People are so easily pushed around... the trick is to use your shoulder

Are you a virgin?
MAC: Hey baby....
BELLA: Shut your trap
MAC: *wince*

Who's your mate/spouse?
MAC: Hey baby, how you doin'?
BELLA: I don't know this freak. Get me a Cosmopolitan and a hot Spanish stallion
MAC: Oh, emasculated...

Do you have any kids?
MAC: Sprogs? Sprogs! Guess not...
BELLA: I share my home with a whining baby. I don't need another one

What's your favorite food?
MAC: Fingers
BELLA: Licorice

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
MAC: MAGNUM flavour!
BELLA: Icecream is fattening. I love my owner's Weis bars
MEL: I bet you do...

Have you killed anyone?
MAC: Didn't I squash my owner today?
MEL: You tried
MAC: Oh yeh, what happened?
MEL: I shoved the hose pipe up your...
MAC: Nope. Never killed anyone. Yet.
MEL: You had me carted off to hospital once with a head injury
MAC: oh yeh!! Hehehe....
MEL: Hosepipe...
MAC: Shutting up.
BELLA: I tried to get the black dog, but it multiplied instead

Do you hate anyone?
MAC: Fences that bite. Owners who are stingy with the tucker. Farriers. Wormers...
BELLA: I don't know the meaning of the word
MAC: ... vets, men.. racehorses...

Have any secrets?
MAC: Here come the MIB - Magnums in Black
BELLA: Magnum is a freak.
MAC: That's not a secret!
BELLA: I faked it one time...
MAC: You DID?!! When?!
BELLA: *sniggers*

Do you love anyone?
MAC: I luuuuuuv Bella
BELLA: I luv me too

What song do you think would best describe yourself?
MAC: "The Real Slim Shady" - Eminem
BELLA: Don't you mean "Barbie Girl" by Aqua?
MAC: Haha. Miss "Bitch" - Meredith Brooks
BELLA: Hardly. "Gypsy" - Lord of the Dance

Any hidden talents or something no one else knows about you?
MAC: I am a supreme campdrafter, I'm just in the wrong part of the country
BELLA: I am really a dress-sawg queen. Why am I wearing a western saddle? Oh I bought the entire Sex and the City dvd set on eBay.
MEL: Oi! Gimme!

What do you think of your creator?
MAC: Must of been a stud to sire a studlishus pony like moi
BELLA: Your mother was a foxy-moron
MAC: OI!
BELLA: Mine was so good, he was stolen

What color is your hair?
MAC: Blond
BELLA: Blonde
MEL: Dirty white horses

What's your sexual orientation?
MAC: Fillies all the way
BELLA: I'm not into sex. Too much hard work to fake it
MAC: Tart
BELLA: Least I'm not a dial-a-...
MAC: Oi! I can't help it if the ladies think I'm foxy
BELLA: foxymoron

Have you any final thoughts?
MAC: Bella like goats
BELLA: Excuse me a minute...
MAC: ... oww wo bwoke ma nowse
BELLA: It was a pleasure talking to you. Now, I have a body to bury.
MEL: Give away - two mad grey appies... will exchange for sanity